Friday, December 5, 2008

Hey Mom,

I really need you to get me out of here, everybody here already hates me. And whats even worse is that Kelsey Halfen chick is here, the one that said i was dumb in 5th grade. I can't stand her! Why would she say something like that? She probably just followed me here to continue ruining my life. I bet right now she's plotting some way to hurt me or get me expelled. As I was walking up to my dorm room some idiot waved to me and smiled with one of those condescending smiles.This whole campus is out to get me. Professors pronounce my name wrong, it's not even a hard name. They only do it because i'm unimportant, they can look at me and tell that they are going to get to enjoy failing me. When i met my roomate he gave me one of those way to friendly handshakes. He is obviously trying to trick me into thinking that we are friends way to fast, probably so he can steal my stuff and avoid suspicion. Oh! and then he shook Colleen's hand and she shook back! Can you believe that?! What is their problem I was right there in the room beside them and they go and flirt like that. I'm never bringing her over to my dorm agan. After we left the dorm room we walked around campus for a while. Nobody said "Hi" to me as we walked by or even waved. I'm sure this whole campus is conspiring against me to make my life a liveing hell. They probably had a meeting like two weeks before school started and told all the new students that if anyone saw me they were not to aknowledge me that way it would be easier to run me out. Well i have to go now mom, I can see Kelsey walking across the lawn towards my dorm with a box of something in her arms. probably matches to burn down this whole building while i'm inside. I think there is a fire escape in the back i'll go escape before she gets here.

Love Justin

6 comments:

Shaadi A. said...

Paranoid Personality Disorder!!!

nice job decribing the situation/making it easy to tell which disorder it was.

you should try Psychotherapy... maybe that will help ya get passed all your problems.. FREAK! ;)

David Hensley said...

It is unfortunate that you are paranoid. Perhaps an therapist will help you get over your suspicions. Or perhaps he will just exploit you for your money while simultaneously gathering information with which to blackmail you.

Sarah S. said...

I believe that you either have Paranoid or Histrionic Personality Disorder. Proper treatment might entail therapy with a psychologist.

Great job with the post!

Victoria C said...

You have what seems like a mixture of histrionic personality disorder and paranoid personality disorder. It is obvious that you are severely craving attention from everyone. You are also very paranoid that this Kelsey Halfen person is trying to do you in.

Frankie M. said...

I think you have paranoid personality disorder. I liked your letter.

Andrew L. said...

You have to have paranoid personality disorder. You were off the walls being all suspicious. Especially towards that Halfen girl. She seems really mean. Maybe you should just try talking to her.